Christmas is an annual holiday that celebrates the birth of Jesus. The date of the celebration is traditional, and is not considered to be his actual date of birth. Christmas festivities often combine the commemoration of Jesus' birth with various secular customs, many of which have been influenced by earlier winter festivals.

The word Christmas originated as a contraction of "Christ's mass". It is derived from the Middle English Christemasse and Old English Cristes mæsse, a phrase first recorded in 1038.In early Greek versions of the New Testament, the letter Χ (chi), is the first letter of Christ. Since the mid-16th century Χ, or the similar Roman letter X, was used as an abbreviation for Christ. Hence, "Xmas" is often used as an abbreviation for Christmas.
Merry Christmas from my family to all of yours !!!



Thursday, November 22, 2007
Christmas Poems...FuNNy
Christmas is nice
Christmas is that time of year
When everyone is filled with cheer
And our New Year is nearly here
And people put beer. In their ear.
There's turkey in the oven
And drunken people lovin'
And witches in a coven
And doves. Dovin'.
People hang up mistletoe
In hopes that they can kiss a ho
Or get pricked with a thistle though
They never seem to. Oddly.
A Christmas haiku
Christmas is a time
where people give each other
a whole bunch of stuff
A Traditional Christmas;
Christmas is coming
The geese are getting fat
But eating geese at Christmas
Makes you look like a twat
Pete;
I knew a man who lived in Bath
His name was Pete
He drove a Rover
Every Christmas he bought a car
But every year
It was the same
One year I asked him vacantly
"Why drive the same
Car every year?"
He turned to me and smiled and said
"They're not the same,
My new one's red"
Christmas is that time of year
When everyone is filled with cheer
And our New Year is nearly here
And people put beer. In their ear.
There's turkey in the oven
And drunken people lovin'
And witches in a coven
And doves. Dovin'.
People hang up mistletoe
In hopes that they can kiss a ho
Or get pricked with a thistle though
They never seem to. Oddly.
A Christmas haiku
Christmas is a time
where people give each other
a whole bunch of stuff
A Traditional Christmas;
Christmas is coming
The geese are getting fat
But eating geese at Christmas
Makes you look like a twat
Pete;
I knew a man who lived in Bath
His name was Pete
He drove a Rover
Every Christmas he bought a car
But every year
It was the same
One year I asked him vacantly
"Why drive the same
Car every year?"
He turned to me and smiled and said
"They're not the same,
My new one's red"
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